sky； the weather…beaten； enormous shingled houses； all of it blurred together； a rush of images he
couldn？t separate into their various parts； almost the same way that the summer had been nothing
but a stream of various moments he couldn？t separate into distinct events。 He sighed。 There was
just something incredibly depressing about realizing that the only memorable moments of the
summer had been a total bust of a party in the city where he？d been abandoned by his date； and
yesterday； when he？d caught Blair and Serena skinny…dipping or whatever the hell they were
doing。
？I saw Blair Waldorf and Serena van der Woodsen naked yesterday；？ Nate announced suddenly；
reaching for the joint he had prerolled and stashed in somebody？s leftover pack of Marlboros that
morning。 He rolled down the window and lit it up。
？Threesome？？ Anthony asked； nodding at Nate to hand him one of the cigarettes。 ？You are one
lucky fucker。？
Nate shook one loose and passed it to his left。 ？Nah；？ he explained； though a very intriguing
mental picture was starting to take shape in his head。
Oh； really？
？They were； like； skinny…dipping in my neighbor？s yard；？ he continued； exhaling a cloud of pot
smoke out the window。 ？It was so weird。？
？Skinny…dipping？？ repeated Anthony； deftly lighting his cigarette and making a left turn at the
same time。 ？No shit。？
？Blair； man； she？s just 。 。 。？ Nate trailed off as the image of Blair； naked； a little sweaty； laughing
at him； clouded his vision。 He just wanted to hold her again。
？I hear you； dude；？ Anthony agreed； nodding vigorously。 ？I mean； you？ve got； like； athing。 And
it？s ourlast summer。 It？s like 。 。 。 fucking carpe fucking diem； right？？
？Carpe diem。。。。？Nate pondered this。 Seize the day。 He took another deep drag and swallowed；
closing his eyes。Carpe fucking diem。 What an idea。 It was downright 。 。 。 inspiring。 He turned and
smiled appreciatively at Anthony。 He was a genius。
Or maybe he was just high？
？Seriously； man；？ Anthony continued； holding the roach。 ？I？ve been telling you； haven？t I？ It？s
time to get serious about having a good time。？
Nate nodded。 Itwas time for him to get serious about having a good time。 Fuck Coach Michaels
and his horny wife； fuck the lawn； and fuck responsibility。 He was going to seize the fucking day。
And maybe someone else； too。
the lost art of letter writing
FROM： Steve N。
TO：
Subject： Re： Announcing Inaugural Meeting；
Song of Myself （Manhattan）
Date： 9 July； 16：37：07
To whom it may concern：
It was with great delight that I read your announcement。 I desperately want to be surrounded by
like…minded peers who are as passionately devoted to the power of the written word as I am。
In the spirit of true iconoclasm； I decline to answer any of your questions。 I suspect that you？re
only really interested in independent spirits who aren？t willing to submit to your silly queries。 Rest
assured； I live by the book and I shall die by the book。
Regards；
Steve
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FROM： Cassady Byrd
TO：
Subject： Re： Announcing Inaugural Meeting；
Song of Myself （Manhattan）
Date： 9 July； 20：04：39
I couldn？t believe it when I saw your posting。 Right on； motherfuckers！ I？m really looking
forward to getting together and talking 。 。 。 maybe more！！！！
My fave verb is ？to love。？ My least fav verb is ？to hate。？ You？re gonna hate how much you love
me。 Burp！
My pic is attached。 。 。 。
xoxo
CB （aka Charlotte Bront？）
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FROM： Bosie
TO：
Subject： Re： Announcing Inaugural Meeting；
Song of Myself （Manhattan）
Date： 9 July； 22：31：14
Saw your ad。 Violently intrigued。
My favorite books：
The Picture of Dorian Gray；Oscar WildeInterview with the Vampire； Anne Rice
Favorite movie：Party Monster starring Macaulay Culkin
Favorite song： ？Walk on the Wild Side？ by Lou Reed
Favorite word： Bite
Least favorite word： Choke
I bit him and choked。
As you can see from my pic； I？m a guy who likes to dress up。
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The characters and events in this book are fictitious。 Any similarity to real
persons； living or dead； is coincidental and not intended by the author。
Truth is beautiful； without doubt； but so are lies。
？Ralph Waldo Emerson
Gossip Girl novels created by Cecily von Ziegesar：
Gossip Girl
You Know You Love Me
All I Want Is Everything
Because I？m Worth It
I Like It Like That
You？re The One That I Want
Nobody Does It Better
Nothing Can Keep Us Together
Only In Your Dreams
Would I Lie To You
Don？t You Forget About Me
If you likegrossip girl ； you may also enjoy：
Bass Ackwards and Belly Upby Elizabeth Craft and Sarah Fain
Secrets of My Hollywood Lifeby Jen Calonita
Haters by Alisa Valdes…Rodriguez
And keep your eye out for
Betwixtby Tara Bray Smith； ing October 2007。
Contents
Dedication
s and b peek into the fun…house mirror
n knows a desperate housewife when he sees one
twisted minds think alike oh； the places you？ll go！
oh； the places you？ll go！
b & v break out the birthday suits
n？s great escape
the lost art of letter writing
when it es to the hamptons； v？s a total virgin
reading is fundamental
guess v？s not in kansas anymore
d？s big fat geek experiment
s and b？s sweet revenge
it？s all about timing
before sunrise
the truth es out 。 。 。 and so does d
truth？stranger than fiction after all
back in time
d； hot and bothered again
the ghost of high school past
behind the scenes
those three little words
wait till the midnight hour
love is in the air
let？s get it on
birthday blues
my baby takes the morning train
nice e…mail address； buddy 。 。 。
on the road again
the purloined letter
better late than never？
sailing off into the sunset
the best stories begin with one boy and two girls
upper east side schoolgirl uncovers shocking sex scandal！