natural; the way she?d always pictured their life together。 Except theyweren?t together。 They were
just 。。。friends。 And she probably didn?t want to do anything to ruin that; like bury her nose in his
warm; delicious; stale…cigarette…smelling hair。 No; she absolutely did not。
Liar。
?Listen; Vanessa; I?m glad I caught you。? The sound of Allison?s raspy;
too…much…chardonnay…last…night voice snapped Vanessa back to earth。 ?Were heading to our place
in Amagansett in a few days。 The city?s just so unbearably hot; and the boys do so love the
beach。?
?The beach!? screamed Nils and Edgar; in unison of course; taking the announcement as their
cue to race all over the playroom in a frenzy。
?You see how excited they are already;? Ms。 Morgan observed。 ?Anyway; what do you say?
We?ve got an extra suite in the top wing of the house?very fortable; very private。 You?d spend
days with the boys and be free to go at; say; sixish; when they sit down to have their dinner。Your
pay would remain the same of course。?
Vanessa considered the situation: there she was; filling an offensively preppy tote bag with juice
and crackers while two little micromaniacs raced around her; yelping about the waves。 What did
she have to look forward to? Another night staring at the crack in the ceiling of Jenny?s room;
which still smelled like paintbrush cleaner; wondering what Dan was doing on the other side of the
wall; fantasizing about the taste of his warm coffee…and…cigarette…breath kisses?
She hated the sun; didn?t even own a bathing suit; and basically despised everything about the
beach and the tan; half…naked; thoroughly annoying people who glommed to it。 But her life sucked
just enough right now that it actually sounded 。 。 。 not so bad。
?Amagansett;? Vanessa pronounced slowly; like it was a disease; or a genital area; or a Far
Eastern country she?d never heard of before。 ?That sounds lovely。?
Oh; it is lovely。 But only under the right circumstances。
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Disclaimer: All the real names of places; people; and events have been altered or abbreviated to
protect the innocent。 Namely; me。
hey people!
I interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this late…breaking news:
my tipsters are the best。 You may remember a concerned reader writing in a few days ago about a
couple of look…alike impostors who?d infiltrated Hamptons society? Turns out they weren?t
fooling: the gruesome twosome who bear a disturbing resemblance to and are a couple of Estonian
semibeauties who a certain designer has hired to be the faces of his newest venture; a
ready…to…wear line he?s launching this fall。 Looks like it?s going to be double (quadruple?) the
trouble。 And here I thought scientists had only figured out how to clone a sheep! Estonia is so
technologically advanced。 But the real dirt is on these girls? sor…did history。 Details are surfacing
as we speak! My money?s on to freak out first; but before she does; let?s all take a second to
appreciate the possibilities?couldn?t having your own private look…alike e in mighty handy at
times? I know I would have loved one this past May at exam time; when all this body wanted to
do was lounge in Sheep Meadow。 And what about avoiding boring family brunches at Le Cirque?
Or having an extra pair of hands to do some charity work in our names? And isn?t more a little
merrier anyway? Then again; more bodies = less space on those overcrowded Hamptons beaches。
Maybe ditching those doppelgangers isn?t such a bad idea。 (Did you really think that getting into
college meant I?d forget all my SAT words?)
If you?re merely nodding to my overcrowded beaches ment and haven?t actually
experienced it firsthand; consider this a public service announcement: no matter how many people
flock to the Hamptons in the summer; it?s the only place to see and be seen。 So fold up that
lap…top; grab a beach bag; and get your booty to the nearest private jet! In a pinch; the Hampton
Jitney will do?it should only take an extra couple hours of miserable bumper…to…bumper traffic。
But trust me; it will be worth it when you?re digging your toes into the shimmering sand。 What
price glory!
Since you?d all be helpless without me; I?ll lay out exactly what you need to bring。 。 。 。
packing list for a hasty hamptons departure
? Oversize Chanel sunglasses or old…school aviators。 Impostor sunglasses are a little like
impostor models: they look fine on first inspection; but close…up they just look bad。
? Clarins SPF 30 with moisturizer。 That whole tanned…to…a…crisp thing went out with last year?s
espadrilles。
? Kiehl?s SPF 15 lip balm with berry tint。 Just because you?re avoiding tan lines doesn?t mean
your lips should go naked。
? A monogrammed boat bag with matching towel。 Sort of the designer equivalent of name tags
on your clothes for summer camp。 If you lose a towel; keep your fingers crossed that a hottie finds
it?and then finds you to return it。
? Metromint mint…flavored water。 It?s cooling for a hot day in the sun。 Plus; it freshens your
breath; making you all the more kissable。 Mwa! Mwa! Mwa!
? Your best friends。 You?re going to need someone to rub Coppertone on your back; and we all
know that summer fling of yours isn?t really a long…term solution。 。 。 。
your e…mail
Speaking of summer flings; it seems from your e…mails that you all are having some serious
relationship woes。 Let me help you out:
Q:?
Dear GG;
?
I?ve been living with my ex…boyfriend/friend; and now I?m planning to take off for a while。 It?s
nothing personal?just a vacation。 What?s the protocol? Do I tell him or just let him figure it out?
?
?Roommate on the Run
A:?
Dear RotR;
?
Just because you know how your roommate kisses doesn?tmean you should go and throw the
house rules out the pent…house window。 Allow me to share the basics: 1) Food is munal unless
otherwise labeled。 2) Give a call if you?re not ing home at night?we worry! And 3) If you
aren?t inviting us onyour vacation; the least you can do is leave a note and a gift。(I?ve been
checking out the new Marc by Marc Jacobs beachtotes; but maybe that?s just me。) Bon voyage!
?
?GG
Q:?
Dear GG;
?
I know my ex…boyfriend is living on the same street as me this summer; but I can?t figure out
which house is his。 Help!
?
?Stalking the Neighborhood
A:?
Dear Stalking;
?
Maybe you should take a clue from Hansel and Gretel and help him find his way to you。 If he?s
like every boy I know; a trail of discarded clothes will do the trick!
?
?GG
sightings
An infamous lacrosse coach?s wife?we?ll call her olderB ?ing out of a tattoo parlor in
Hampton Bays。 I wonder who the experience was more painful for: her; or the tattoo artist who
had to see her topless? Former yoga enthusiastD chain…smoking cigarettes outside the Strand。
Looks like those downward…dog days are over。 That is; unless someone else can whip him into
shape 。 。 。 His little sisterJ all the way in Prague; sketching a totally adorabl